May 03, 2006
Real Life
I've just been through a day of horror with the new bird flu non-plan and dealing with the email. I'm going to take my troubled mind into bed after a long bubble bath. Guys in the audience probably won't understand it, but really hot water combined with suds is something of a turn on for the females in your immediate vicinity. Want more sex? Buy a better tub. It's that simple. Let her light some candles and pour a glass of wine while the bubbles build. Her back is as hurtin' as yours is. Heat in the tub and rub it and you have willingness.
A word to the wise.
Posted by Melanie at May 3, 2006 08:48 PM | TrackBackOK, but what constitutes "a better tub"? I mean, I've seen those oval-shaped numbers in a lot of newer homes, and frankly, having tried them out, I prefer ol'rectangular, myself.
But then I'm a shower guy...
This isn't about hygiene, palamedes.
It's about, um, strawberries on the half shell and what warm water can do.
Oh, then you mean accessories.... ;-)
It isn't the tub, then - it's what you do to show...um...gratification?....of who's in it.
Clarity helps.
