June 11, 2006
Day Late, Dollar Short
The Fox talking heads are congratulating Bush for calling for a council of his war advisors this weekend at Camp David. Riiiight. Three years into Iraq and 2,500 American deaths and he finally decides to call his people together? This is something to celebrate? You might have thought he would have done this before he committed our blood and treasure, but, whatever.
Posted by Melanie at June 11, 2006 09:40 AM | TrackBackCommander Empty Flight Suit’s Victory in Eye-rack circle-jerk at Camp David was nothing more than another photo-op to try to impress incurious and uninformed ‘Mercans that he actually does something each day other than ride his bicycle. Most citizens, however, aren’t buying it anymore. It did provide a perfect opportunity for him to dig up stores of drugs and booze, hidden there during his old man’s failed presidency, to further inoculate his pea brain from all reality. On a much happier note, with the completion of al-Zarqawi’s autopsy Dumbya can now join Shooter and Rumsfuck dancing naked around corpse in the Rose Garden while feasting on the succulent barbecued entrails.
