June 20, 2006

Hyping the Obvious

CNN is hyping Anderson Cooper's interview program tonight in which so-called actor Angelina Jolie reveals the secrets of birth. Mr. Cooper is apparently unaware that women have been giving birth for millions of years, and they have been doing it without millions of dollars in the bank.

Mr. Cooper should enquire of his mother, who probably didn't find him under a cabbage leaf.

Posted by Melanie at June 20, 2006 11:35 AM | TrackBack
Comments

You could be wrong about that last bit, you know.

Posted by: Avedon on June 20, 2006 08:34 PM

I have to wonder about something. When will Brad Pitt realize that Angelina is only a few adoptions away from becoming Mia Farrow?

Posted by: valiant on June 20, 2006 09:07 PM

Avedon,

Given that it isn't clear yet if Mr. Cooper is earthpeople, you are right.

Posted by: Melanie on June 20, 2006 09:10 PM

from Wikipedia:

Cooper is the younger son of writer Wyatt Emory Cooper and artist, designer, writer, and railroad heiress Gloria Vanderbilt. By his mother, he is the great-great-great grandson of railroad magnate Cornelius Vanderbilt.

He is of mostly English, Irish, and Dutch ancestry. Cooper is also part Spanish, through his direct descent from the Union general Hugh Judson Kilpatrick and his second wife, Luisa Fernandez de Valdiviseo, who was a member of an Andalusian family that settled in Peru in the 17th century.

Posted by: Freddy el Desfibradddoro on June 21, 2006 02:36 PM

So that's where the llama genes come from.

Posted by: mike on June 21, 2006 03:09 PM
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